Off Topic

my random and often incoherent thoughts that fall outside the other categories

  • Closed Captions Should be Modernized

    Closed Captions Should be Modernized

    With high resolutions and plenty of pixels, captions should be rethought for the modern era.

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  • No More Ads Here, Tips Accepted

    No More Ads Here, Tips Accepted

    I removed all the ads from this site because they don’t earn enough revenue to justify. Enjoy your ad-free experience. if you wish to support this site ther is a link in the footer where you can leave a one time or recurring tip.

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  • When I Put a One-Time-Passcode Roadblock on a SharePoint Form

    When I Put a One-Time-Passcode Roadblock on a SharePoint Form

    It’s story time! Around 2007 I had a task to enforce that agents in a contact center receive their supervisor approval before submitting a form, preferably before they spent several minutes filling it out. I’ll explain.

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  • Removing My Site’s IE Feature Support

    Removing My Site’s IE Feature Support

    Today I removed the last Internet Explorer integrations on my website.

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  • Woah Man, Check Out That Caption Over There

    Woah Man, Check Out That Caption Over There

    An Xbox caption scaling issue I had today triggered a memory of a Windows 3.1 app called Tiny Elvis—a piece of freeware with a UI that consisted entirely of 16×16 .ani icon in the approximate pixelated likeness of a country singer of the same name.

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  • Mobile App Release Notes

    Mobile App Release Notes

    Modern development release notes are lacking to say the least.

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  • Clippy’s Revenge

    Clippy’s Revenge

    So, I’ve committed to blogging more often. It’s not for lack of content that I’ve been quiet, my OneNote is full of two dozen stubs but I’ve been too busy to polish them up. That being said, here’s a fresh post that isn’t on that list, courtesy of my sister.

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  • Testing Early AntiSpyware Software

    Testing Early AntiSpyware Software

    After Microsoft purchased GIANT Company Software, Inc. in 2004 (ahem, who’s giant now?), I decided I needed to test out* the Microsoft Antispyware program by giving it a chance to remove some junk, namely Bonzi Buddy. Bonzi Buddy is actually a close relative to the infamous Clippy** and Rover in Windows XP.

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  • Custom OS Blueprint Wallpapers

    Custom OS Blueprint Wallpapers

    Quite a few years ago now, I saw a really awesome wallpaper created by a Mac user. Designed in a blueprint pattern, it labeled all the standard interface elements on the screen, even the Mighty Blue Apple.

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  • Pictures from 2012 Global Summit

    Hi all, my first submit summit was an absolute blast. I’ve never been treated more like royalty or had the privilege of conversing directly with so many esteemed members of the community and Microsoft leadership. I am truly in awe of the entire experience.  Assorted MVP Summit images are posted in a public album on […]

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